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[XKCD voice] My Hobby:
[picture of wolf wreaking havoc in a coffee shop just by existing]
Woofing
[a "frappucino" is effectively a coffee milkshake]
... I bet wolves can't use straws, fuck... >,,>
@IceWolf feral wolf drinks his coffee from a bowl
@LunaDragofelis (...that's me reacting yes, not a person named yes, oops >,,>)
predation ref
@LunaDragofelis wolf raises its head from its prey, muzzle dripping with... whipped cream and espresso.
huge wolf walks up to the counter
taps claw on "medium-size frappucino"
pulls money out of a saddlebag hidden in its fluff, goes to sit on one of the seats
everyone's too scared to react