Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns @Ylfingr@masto.brightfur.net
Owner
Hey, I'm Ylfingr! I'm a big black wolf. I try to look terrifying but I'm really not. 
Might eat you, but will ask first.
Mates with @IceWolf [who's in my head!].
⚠️ I do get kinky sometimes! It's always CWed, though.
Joined May 2022
*gets up on stage*
I uh. Woof.
Thank you.
*staggers off the stage and curls up stage right*
*emits loud snores*
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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vore animation! [mawshot/swallowing the viewer]
vore animation! [mawshot/swallowing the viewer]
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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vore
I wanna draw an animation of Ylf swallowing the viewer.
*fluffs, fluffily*
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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Ah yes, very good
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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>there are no pronouns in the constitution
Doesn't it literally start with "We the people"
Why are we always getting logged out.
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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I got a #technical #question today, maybe you can help.
What's a reliable, preferably free, and accessible third-party tool to resize partitions shifting them to the end so the unallocated space is left at the start and I can extend the previous partition onto it, that run under windows 8?
Fuck that post talking about Rust World Domination as if it's a good thing.
This kind of shit is why we don't like Rust.
Yo.
...I almost said "I exist again." but I existed the whole time. So, uh.
I awaken once more.
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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My size is HIGHLY variable. :3
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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*yawn so wide the sun could fit in my maw*
gratuitous mawposting
*huge yaawwn, teeth glinting and dripping with saliva, long wet tongue extending and curling...*
rawrawrawrawr.
*growls!!*
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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meta
I noticed that the plural.cafe admin boosted a bunch of posts from black users that had nothing to do with our drama but were clearly referencing other issues, then referred changeling to "see all the boosted posts and listen to black people"
In my option that is using black people to craft a fake narrative that you have no place to be doing, on top of fetishizing the black experience for your ally points. It's pretty garbage tbh
In my option that is using black people to craft a fake narrative that you have no place to be doing, on top of fetishizing the black experience for your ally points. It's pretty garbage tbh
Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
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... hey @Ylfingr, I just realized.
You're a Purple People Eater. :3
Owner
Hey, I'm Ylfingr! I'm a big black wolf. I try to look terrifying but I'm really not. Might eat you, but will ask first.
Mates with @IceWolf [who's in my head!].
⚠️ I do get kinky sometimes! It's always CWed, though.
Joined May 2022
