[XKCD voice] My Hobby:
[picture of wolf wreaking havoc in a coffee shop just by existing]
Woofing
huge wolf walks up to the countertaps claw on "medium-size frappucino"pulls money out of a saddlebag hidden in its fluff, goes to sit on one of the seatseveryone's too scared to react
[a "frappucino" is effectively a coffee milkshake]
... I bet wolves can't use straws, fuck... >,,>
@LunaDragofelis yeah but can you drink a milkshake that way? >,,>
[[?] WHIPPED CREAM SNOOT.]
–YES
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@LunaDragofelis wolf raises its head from its prey, muzzle dripping with... whipped cream and espresso.
This is a private instance for us.
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